miladyok:

Simon Pegg & Benedict Cumberbatch

x & x

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

python57:

hi, table for two?

alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me

Grace Kelly
Mika

“Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?”

deconsecrator:

so about 2 weeks ago i was browsing on ebay for $1 rings for cosplay, and i came across this satanic one that i thought i would be hilarious to get because of its name

little did i know that the seller would put the item’s name in great detail on the package

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needless to say, lunch with family was awkward

didn’t help that the seller was called babygrabber

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holepsi:

YOU

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HAVE

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NO

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FUCKING

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IDEA

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HOW

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MUCH

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I

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LOVE

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EUROVISION

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physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

the-whisper-men:

at this exact moment, I lost my wits.