Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
hi, table for two?
alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me
Grace Kelly
Mika
“Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?”
so about 2 weeks ago i was browsing on ebay for $1 rings for cosplay, and i came across this satanic one that i thought i would be hilarious to get because of its name
little did i know that the seller would put the item’s name in great detail on the package
needless to say, lunch with family was awkward
didn’t help that the seller was called babygrabber
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
at this exact moment, I lost my wits.
