"ok I love them but-"
- someone who’s bout to talk major shit on their friend (via laserqucst)

rosetiel:

ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men

the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

image

that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

tropius:

jommeez:

wow first of all how do you even touch a bird

ive watched this video an unimaginable amount of times

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

chillona:

chillona:

pissyeti:

Instead of getting one of those shitty little plastic self defense cat keychains, get one of these. It’s made of metal and can do a lot more damage, will not break or bend or snap like the plastic ones will, and lasts longer. its a hefty weight in your hands and makes you feel a lot safer. be safe, ladies.

where you can get them

Will fucking do.

I need to say though that I showed a police acquaintance of mine my plastic one and he said it’s considered a concealed weapon and were you to use it, could also get you in trouble with the law, EVEN if it were in pure self defense.

They said because that’s you anticipating assault and the use of a weapon, or something along those lines. They also said that if you honestly had to use it for protection and get caught and questioned about the keychain, to say someone gave it to you and you just thought it was just a keychain, that you used what you had readily available to you for your defense. When I see them again I’ll get more info.

Stay safe ladies.

The term I should’ve used was “anticipating using deadly force” or “force with a deadly weapon”

But, reblogging again because we need to be in the know.

Not blog related but since we have a massive following and I’m sure almost everyone’s seen the posts that go around for this keychain, I need to make this known so women can stay protected on all levels.

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

autumngracy:

My favs of Tumblr Gets Deep, pt 1

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

jzul:

FINGERS ARE SO IMPORTANT I CANT EVEN IMAGINE MY LIFE WITOUT MY FINGERS I AM GETTING VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW

wadehiddlesarmitagepunk:

#SASS

#BITCHISAIDTHATSHITWHENYOUSHITYOURSELFFORALIVING

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

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